Sam Altman, Marc Andreesen, and Mark Zuckerberg walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get for the founders of three of the most successful tech companies in the world?"

Sam Altman says, "I'll have a pint of craft beer, please."

Marc Andreesen says, "I'll have a glass of red wine."

Mark Zuckerberg, who is known for his love of beer, says, "I'll have a cold one too, but make it a light lager."

The bartender looks at Mark and says, "Sorry, we don't serve data here."





Mark Zuckerberg, Marc Andreesen, and Sam Altman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, what's up guys? You're all tech billionaires, what brings you in here today?"

Zuckerberg replies, "We heard the drinks were free on Tuesdays."





Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, and Marc Andreesen walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, isn't this the same joke as before, just with a different punchline?"

Marc Andreesen replies, "No, this time it's a startup pitch. We're going to revolutionize the bar industry with our new app, 'Boozebook'!"

Sam Altman chimes in, "Yeah, and with Mark Zuckerberg's expertise in data privacy, you can be sure your drink orders will be kept completely confidential!"

Mark Zuckerberg just smiles and says, "I'm just happy to be here and not testifying before Congress again."